A Blonde at a party

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A Blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned. "From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested plastic companion," she said. "What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "That's simple," replied the Blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual."

Q: How do you know a Blonde has been using the computer?
A: There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide Blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: How many Blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What's a light bulb?"
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Q: Why can't Blondes put in a light bulb?
A: They keep breaking the bulb's with the hammer.

Q: What did the Blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Why did the Blonde bury her walkman?
A: Because the batteries were dead.

Q: Why does Captain Kirk prefer Blondes?
A: Space ... the final frontier.